Rude Bastards Tour of Paris

It's the only Fun and Politically Incorrect walking tour in Paris. Unlike standard walking tours that stick to formal lectures and polite storytelling, our fun walking tour delivers a brutally honest take on Parisian history, packed with dark comedy and plenty of laughs. Expect royal scandals, political intrigue, executions, revolutionary chaos and the messy stories most guides would rather skip. Our guides are locals and have stories, not scripts, so every tour comes with its own personality, jokes and surprises. Starting in Saint-Germain-des-Prés, we walk to Notre-Dame, crossing the Seine onto Île de la Cité, the birthplace of Paris. Hear about the French Revolution, royal betrayals, political disasters and the guillotine’s darkest years before finishing around the Louvre. Over 2 to 3 hours, this Fun Walking Tour mixes history, culture, dark humor and plenty of laughs. Want to see Paris differently? Book your spot now and join us for the stories & memories!

1. 1

   Cathedrale Notre-Dame de Paris

   30 min

   We will see the cathedral and its surroundings. Irony of its repair funding happening after the fire

2. 2

   Stop 2

   45 min

   Honors beloved French king on Paris’s most historic bridge. Oldest bridge after 418 years, still holding it together.

3. 3

   Pyramide Du Louvre

   Pass by

   We will walk around this landmark

4. 4

   Conciergerie

   30 min

   We will walk through this neighborhood. Museum and talk about Guillotines

• Service animals allowed
• Public transportation options are available nearby
• Not recommended for travelers with spinal injuries
• Not recommended for pregnant travelers
• Not recommended for travelers with poor cardiovascular health
• Travelers should have at least a moderate level of physical fitness

For a full refund, cancel at least 24 hours before the scheduled departure time.